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derrenologist:

theycallmekev:


My spanish speaking ass JUST realized this…

HOLY SHIT

derrenologist:

theycallmekev:

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My spanish speaking ass JUST realized this…

HOLY SHIT

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usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

usb-dongle:

one time my boyfriend cracked an egg and it looked just like a fish

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coolfatcat:

dingdongyouarewrong:

buzzfeed:

Sometimes tumblr is perfect.

HOW OLD ARE THESE SCREENSHOTS LOOK AT THE REBLOG BUTTON

see in my day

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transpadfoot:

juliacaroled:

Harry you lil shit.

You can definitely see the James in him.

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finalfortuna:

mayspicer:

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.

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captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

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copdoccubus:

napoleonbonerhard:

webofepic:

People who aren’t afraid of heights. 

I’M NOT AFRAID OF HEIGHTS EITHER BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN I WOULD WANT TO HANG PRECARIOUSLY FROM A BUILDING

There is a reason women tend to live longer. We call it “being sensible”.

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funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

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ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

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